I Think She May Have Had Enough
….What do you think?
Absence makes the heart grow fonder
Time I got real fond of you
Pack a bag and call a lawyer
Mister, you and I are through
Spent my last night doing dishes
Picking up your dirty clothes
While you sprawl upon the sofa
Watching TV ‘tween your toes
No more scrubbing ‘round the toilet
Courtesy your dreadful aim
No more listening to your snoring
Isn’t that a crying shame
I won’t miss your meddling momma
Uninvited, butting in
I won’t miss your awful poppa
Or his nasty, leering grin
Think I’ll miss your sweet romancing?
Sugar, no I won’t a lick
Thirty seconds worth of effort
Very rarely does the trick
As I tally vice and virtue
Darlin’ it has come to this
When it gets right down to basics
There ain’t much I’m gonna miss!
Linked to dVerse ~ Poets Pub
Yes well…you missed out the blaring footy commentary…drives me nuts! Another fun morning laugh…
haha…this was a blast to read…love the attitude…ooo bet that one stings…smiles…
I can hear this set to the harmony of a country song! Hilarious!
That was a delight to read, from start to finish! LOL
Wow … one of my favorite funnies this week!!!!