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Dinner at the Huns


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is posted in response to Magpie Tales prompt # 58…which is the image above.

 

 

Said Mom-the-Hun to son, Attila

“Don’t behave like some gorilla

Ere you invade the dining hall

Please hang your swords upon the wall

 

Then stow your shield and wipe your feet

And wash your hands before you eat

Mind your manners, if you’re able

Remember: elbows off the table

 

Don’t go reaching like a glutton

Rather, please say ‘Pass the mutton’

If there’re no crumbs and there’s no spillage

After dinner you can pillage”


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  1. March 22, 2011 at 11:03 AM

    Love it! We moms are always having to remind the kids to behave! This one evoked a silly one from me too!http://lolamousedroppings.blogspot.com/2011/03/jabberwocky-ii-this-will-slay-you.html

  2. earlybird
    March 22, 2011 at 12:17 PM

    Excellent! I never thought of Atilla having a Mum! The last verse is inspired! (the rhymes) well done!

  3. March 22, 2011 at 12:47 PM

    Love It! It made me smile and I still am!

    Anna :o]

  4. March 22, 2011 at 1:12 PM

    Hilarious, well done, LOL big time!

  5. March 22, 2011 at 1:31 PM

    Boy did I just have an I-wish-I’d-written-this! moment! This was, simply put, brilliant, And funny! You totally rocked my day with this poem!

  6. March 22, 2011 at 2:38 PM

    ROTFL! 😀 might be Attilla the Mum 😉 she’s got him wrapped around her li’l finger I think.. loved this!

    Here’s My Magpie

  7. March 22, 2011 at 2:50 PM

    Wonderful Mummy logic here! promise of pillage is some bribe for good manners! LOL

  8. March 22, 2011 at 2:55 PM

    Oh, I do love your way with words. Thanks for the pleasurable treat (spoken from a fellow mum).

  9. March 23, 2011 at 12:01 AM

    Delightful fun!

  10. March 23, 2011 at 3:45 AM

    This was too good! totally enjoyed it 🙂
    Reminded me of the cartoon strip Hagar the Horrible.

    cheerz,
    My Magpie

  11. March 23, 2011 at 5:49 AM

    good fun should be displayed wherever the rabble munch

  12. March 23, 2011 at 11:02 AM

    Couldn’t stop giggling after the first line!

  13. Elaine
    March 23, 2011 at 9:33 PM

    This is hilarious…I never thought this prompt could be humorous!

  14. mel
    March 24, 2011 at 8:46 AM

    brilliant!! love it

  15. March 25, 2011 at 7:19 AM

    Heheheh!! 😀 Pure fun and absolutely delightful!! Probably the best take on the prompt!!

  16. April 3, 2011 at 10:34 AM

    superb! just superb! i can assume that he disobeyed his mother 🙂

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