Archive for the ‘Limericks’ Category

When Late Means Never

March 20, 2011 6 comments

This is my entry for this Mad Kane’s limerick off for the week of March 21.  The prompt is the first line.


A fellow was terribly late

Which didn’t sit well with his date

“My promise of heaven

Was valid at seven

But promptly expired at eight”

An Unfortunate Slip of the Tongue

March 13, 2011 4 comments

This my response to Mad Kane’s Limerick-off.  The prompt was the opening line, ” A  fellow was very upset.”


A fellow was very upset

At words he had come to regret

Like calling her Dee

When her name was Marie

In the heat of a passionate sweat

A Jog In The Rain

March 5, 2011 9 comments

In response to Lot’s of Laughter prompt “Rain.”


There once was a jogger named Jane

Who ran in the buff in the rain

“The more that it trickles

The more that it tickles

And the gentlemen rarely complain”