THE MUMMY’S CURSE
Of all the frights I’ve had in life
There’s none unnerved me worse
Than that dreadful night of terror
That I heard the mummy’s curse
While in the Pharaoh’s pyramid
With only candlelight
I happened on an ancient scroll
Wrapped in a bundle tight
Then I read with trepidation
Its hieroglyphic verse:
“Beware, O foul defiler, now
You’ll hear the mummy’s curse!”
Then from a stone sarcophagus
Against a darkened wall
Emerged a fearsome mummy
Who stood immensely tall
Wrapped head to toe in linen
Hate blazing from its eyes
It stalked me like a tiger
As I whimpered wretched cries
It backed me to a corner
Then things went from bad to worse
As to my utter horror
I heard the mummy curse
“You mother-bleeping robber
You thieving sack of bleep
How dare disturb my Pharaoh
In his everlasting sleep”
“Be gone you bleeping infidel
And mark my words with dread
If you show your worthless bleep again
And I’ll crush you bleeping head!”
Then to its stone sarcophagus
It shuffled in reverse
No, I’ll not soon forget the night
I heard the mummy curse!
The Wart On Jenny’s Nose
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The female form is glorified in written word and song
From gently curving bosoms to legs so lithe and long
Yet, of all the charms appealing from tresses down to toes
There’s none that strike my fancy like the wart on Jenny’s nose
Resting on the very tip for all the world to see
It runs from brown to purple and is textured like a pea
Perched upon the precipice as if about to fall
It makes her look quite like a seal who’s balancing a ball
She doesn’t try to hide it and she won’t have it removed
She says it makes her special and I think her point’s been proved
It whispers not of vanity, but screams of depth within
Perfection’s not a virtue, nor is a flaw a sin
If beauty really rests within each beholder’s eye
Then we needn’t all appear the same and shouldn’t even try
True beauty’s point and counterpoint…thorns enhance the rose
And nothing’s as beguiling as the wart on Jenny’s nose
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This poem is linked to One Stop Poetry.
Blue Lady Blues
This post is in response to MagpieTales prompt #67 which is the image above.
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I’m through with on-line dating
It always ends a mess
I can’t believe I wasted
Ninety dollars on this dress
His profile: Young and handsome
But he turns out old and fat
His clothes are so last century
Dude, please lose the hat
He takes me to a sports bar
To watch football on the tube
Then he brings a friend along
Can you believe this rube?
The loser with that awful lute
Is really bugging me
Strum the freaking strings, you creep
And not my freaking knee
I’ll grit my teeth and muddle through
Nothing rude or brash
But first thing in the morning
The computer’s in the trash!
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A Jog In The Rain
In response to Lot’s of Laughter prompt “Rain.”
There once was a jogger named Jane
Who ran in the buff in the rain
“The more that it trickles
The more that it tickles
And the gentlemen rarely complain”
A Life Gone Sour
Magpie Tales posts a weekly prompt to stimulate the creative process. Check it out…it’s fun. Anyway, the photo above is this week’s prompt. Here’s is my take on it.
I came upon a lemon
That lay bleeding in the sun
“I’ve lost my zest for living
Stick a fork in me…I’m done”
Dangerous Ducks
I wonder where the ducks go
When the sun goes down at night
Its quack and waddle all day long
While plainly in our sight
They paddle gaily ’round the pond
While always in our view
As if they need an alibi
For what they plan to do
But when it’s dark they disappear
And who knows where they go
I’m sure they must be somewhere
Ah, but where I’d like to know
We know that rabbits burrow
And the wrens head to their nest
But where the ducks go still remains
A mystery at best
Do they check into a cheap motel
And play the TV loud?
Or put on leather jackets
And run with a rowdy crowd?
Do they smoke and drink and party
And hang in sleazy bars?
Or terrorize their neighbors
Stealing hubcaps off of cars?
Go on and laugh, if you see fit
That’s certainly your right
It is, that is, if you know where
The ducks go every night!
This poem is linked to One Shot Wednesday at One Stop Poetry and Jingle Poetry and Purple Tree House
War of Words
Sometimes, it’s hard to keep the peace among the elements in a line.
My verb and object disagreed
It was a heated fight
I tried my best to mediate
But couldn’t make it right
The harshest struggles in a line
Are often intramural
The verb, you see, was singular
The object being plural
And so I sought an adjective
To help diffuse the fray
“I modify, not mollify”
Was all it had to say
This poem linked to Poets United.
ONE OF MY FAVORITES
First Fig
My candle burns at both ends;
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends—
It gives a lovely light.
…Edna St. Vincent Millay
I really like this. It communicates beautifully with an economy of words. I have seen it criticized as “not scanning.” I don’t care. You?
THE RHYMER’S RETORT
Here’s my take on the burning issue of our time… to rhyme or not to rhyme.
The literati’s basic primer:
Hate the rhyme and loathe the rhymer
To them there’s really nothing worse
Than metered, rhyming, structured verse
Doggerel is what they shout
The rhymer’s work is all about
A vulgar form that just brings joy
To simple, unwashed hoi polloi
But gladly we endure their scorn
Their condescension lightly borne
Let them mock and scoff and shun
To hell with art, we’re having fun!
From “The Rhymer’s Cafe” available at http://www.blurb.com
To Rhyme or Not to Rhyme (Was that the question?)
I don’t have anything against free verse. I get that fewer constraints allow for greater expression. But to me, one of the appeals of writing metered, rhyming verse is the challenge of overcoming those very constraints. It’s like a puzzle in search of a solution. To advance the idea, you have to solve the meter and the rhyme and do so in way that doesn’t cause the reader to wince too badly. If the solution is elegant, then the results are very satisfying. If it’s inelegant, well, then it’s doggerel.